What episode of South Park does Mr Garrison scissor?

Season 11 E 6 • 04/11/2007. After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.

What does the phrase scissor me timbers mean?

“Shiver me timbers” (or “shiver my timbers” in Standard English) is an exclamation in the form of a mock oath usually attributed to the speech of pirates in works of fiction. It is employed as a literary device by authors to express shock, surprise, or annoyance.

What does scissors mean in slang?

(intransitive, sex) To engage in scissoring (tribadism), a sexual act in which two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas against each other.

What is scissor Sisters slang for?

Scissor sister, pejorative slang meaning lesbian.

What are the examples of timbers?

Types of timber

Bamboo.
Birch.
Cane.
Cedar.
Cherry.
Cross-laminated timber.
Engineered bamboo.
Glulam.

What do pirates say when they set sail?

Ahoy – A pirate greeting, or a shout to attract an attention. Something like “Hello!” or “Yo!”. Arrr, Arrgh, Yarr, Gar – A common pirate terms, which are used in different situations.

What is scissor city?

Scissor City is a New Zealand provider of quality professional scissors and scissor accessories at an affordable price. Place your order and we guarantee you will receive a great pair of scissors. Place your order and we guarantee you will receive a great pair of scissors.

What happens at Les Bos in scissor Me Timbers?

Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren’t prepared for class. Garrison’s dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar. Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor’s support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.

What happens to snowball in scissor Me Timbers?

After Jesus convinces Kyle to kill him, He dies, is resurrected, and kills Bill Donohue. Snowball is then made Pope. Stan doesn’t understand the logic of coloring eggs on the anniversary of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Randy storms off upset with his son’s lack of faith.

Where does Stan go in scissor Me Timbers?

Stan seeks refuge at Kyle’s house while Randy Marsh wakes up in a dark, mysterious jail cell. Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church.